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in case youre wondering who the fuck i am
Hi! I am a master’s student in forensic psychology at Napier University. I’m doing a dissertation looking at public opinion of restorative justice, and measures of compassion.
I have a survey looking into these things, and I would be grateful if you could fill them out for me. Anyone who lives in the UK and Ireland and is over 18 can take part! It should take around 15-20 minutes to do.
I would also be incredibly grateful if you could pass this on to anyone you think might be interested – to get the best results I need people with a wide variety of outlooks to take part!
Thanks so much
Bee
People don’t watch cooking shows like this?
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
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play again? ✅/⛔
Sounds like you're trying to make this post breach containment, condemning it to the same meta fate it has parodied. Consider doing the following to achieve your goal
⭕post a stupid comment
-------(Achievement [25pt]: receive derision from someone who has screencapped your comment to mock you)
⭕derail the replies
-------(Achievement [25pt]: be the reason someone posts the Skinner Chalmers "good lord. what's happening in there?" meme with regard to the notes)
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⭕reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of the USSR
⭕reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of Steven Universe
⭕misinterpret OP so you can use that shower argument you've been working on
-------(Achievement [10pt]: misuse Tumblr's favorite therapy-word of the week)
-------(Achievement [50pt]: Cause your misused therapy word to be featured in a "words put on the shelf" meme next week)
⭕treat this post as the moral instruction for all facets of life. get very angry if it does not accurately reflect every lived experience.
-------(Achievement [10pt]: make this about Steven Universe again)
This is so fun try it
Also if you finish reblog with your kill count
listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.
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Yes hi I see it
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
I just want to get dicked down again =/
'you have x many followers' those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.
What's the worst pain you've ever experienced in your life?
Getting kicked in the balls really hard
Migraine
Broken bone
Piercing or tattoo
Getting stabbed
Waking up from a surgery
Passing kidney stones
Getting shot
Giving birth
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